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Eds, In Order
36. Sullivan
35. McMahon
34. Izzard
33. Murphy
32. Asner
31. Begley
30. Begley, Jr.
29. Harris
28. Furlong
27. Norton
26. Wood
25. G. Robinson
24. R. Murrow
23. Schultz
22. Muskie
21. Koch
20. Albee
19. VIII
18. the guy who my grandfather always thought I was when I called him on the phone
17. Fisher
16. Cantor
15. Thigpen
14. Money
13. Van Halen
12. Vedder
11. the Confessor
10. Mr.
9. Special
8. Co-
7. the verb ending that indicates past tense
6. Scissorhands
5. Bauer
4. Cullen
3. Hyde, 1st Earl of Clarendon
2. the guy with the bowling alley law firm
1. DeBevic
Eric Spiegelman is a proprietor of Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Burns.
Munch
@sorry your heinous Dunno if "Edvard" is an Ed
@Eric Spiegelman It's close, but mostly I'm just being an ass.
@Eric Spiegelman
Signed his paintings "Ed. Munch," don't know if that counts.
This listicle is a nice Board of Ed(s)
@#56 I think it marks the moment the "lists of things in order" jumped the shark.
Shouldn't Eddies be disqualified for the extraneous syllable?
@brent_cox Don't Haskell the man.
@brent_cox
[Shouldn't Eddies be disqualified for the extraneous syllable? –Ed.]
@SidAndFinancy I know! I was thinking en-dash (or is it em-, or hyphen?) Ed would be near the top (bottom? Lists are weird on the Internet.)
"Hey, you know that listicle of Eds you told me about?"
"Yeah?"
"How'd Eddie Money shake out?"
"'Til the middle of the night!"
The Future's looking blighter.
Sigh. This is just getting ridiculous.
GEIN.
@Art Yucko You're Special.
@Art Yucko: this.
He had nine vulvas in a shoebox? Good God.
BANGER RECORDS.
HARDY, FOR *@&#$*&#($S SAKE.
Dude, none of these are "Eddie." I think that's the joke here. That this is a list about "Ed" that's about "Eddie." GET. IT.
I dunno. Maybe if you show me the photo of Robert Plant and the Goat one more time I miNUMBER FOURTEEN.
I defy you to show me a photo of Eddie Money with a FUCKING GOAT.
dude. That can be arranged.
@Art Yucko I feel no remorse forgetting Ed Hardy.
@Eric Spiegelman
But let me heartily recommend the other Ed Hardy.
@Art Yucko Dude, where's the picture of Eddie Money with a goat, dude.
-DING- ORDER UP.
Nice Guy. Chief Sub. Sex.
hinton
floyd
cochran
bo
harris
kendricks
hazel
"lockjaw" davis
flo and
@iantenna
Arnold
@Tulletilsynet rabbit
@iantenna
Brown, Jim
@Tulletilsynet
wheeler, billy
@iantenna
Bruce
In a survey 89% of men felt relieved after talking to their doctors about ed.
@NotAndersonCooper – It's a hard discussion to have.
@scroll_lock : If the discussion takes more than four hours, seek a 2nd opinion.
@NotAndersonCooper This thread is caught in a circular current.
@spiralbetty If you get your thread caught in a circular current, you should definitely talk to your physician. Or just call 911.
Broadbent.
Murray.
Bah. The only DeBevic I respect is Paul. Radiance maps 4 lyfe.
Toronto Eds, in order:
3. the Sock
2. Burtynsky
1. Honest
Can't argue with your number 1, but don't forget Shack, Belfour, and Olczyk.
Munster.
Fast
Grimley.
Lover.
Meatloaf's character from Rocky Horror.
Balls!
Confused
You guys, come on.
Con
Driver's
Ucated
Ible
Ify
Ema
Elweiss
CRAZY
HOW DID WE FORGET ANGER?