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Here is some happy news for Ross Douthat: A majority of Americans surveyed believe Osama bin Laden is in hell.
Here is some happy news for Ross Douthat: A majority of Americans surveyed believe Osama bin Laden is in hell.
Think about it: if Heaven in Islam is spent with 40 virgins, and heaven is eternal – they're ALWAYS going to be virgins.
I will take Hell with 40 slutty dudes, please.
@HiredGoons "*call me"
See, this worries me slightly because I am probably going, too, but practically everyone I love will also be there, I guess. Not my aunt, though! Which is a bummer.
@barnhouse we can have an awl bawl. bonus ~ gandhi can bring the lemon squares!
I hate to answer a poll question with another question, but how could a brown man ever end up in heaven?
@saythatscool Practice?
At last we brought him down!