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As the election cycle really gets started, politicians are really taking Iowa seriously: "His arm was in my back door, trying to get in and I screamed and went upstairs to my parents room and I continued screaming." (via everyone, everywhere)
"HE'S CANVASSING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!"
When did George Romero become head of the Pawlenty Exploratory Committee?
Actually, Romero is shooting "Caucus Of The Dead" in Toronto.
Drunken, vomiting and Republican?
How has this person not been hired by Scott Walker yet?
I'm impressed he wasn't caught picking up an underage hooker; keep your eyes on this one, fellas!
The thing is, no one is gonna know about this, because EVERYONE here in Iowa is fixated on this:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=135090940
I wish I were kidding. And i wish when we made the national news it wouldn't make everyone say "OF COURSE they are transfixed by a fucking bird on a webcam in Iowa"
Seriously. It's the only water cooler talk. Everyone has it on their screen at work.
BUT THERE ARE BABY EAGLES.
"That's what Troy Merryfield said!"
"His arm was in my back door"
said the hand-puppet.
Pawlenty is totally not fucking around anymore, is he?
Well, that's one way to try reaching for the youth vote.