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Today's Lottery Winners, Part 2: Woman With Hot Boyfriend Wins Lottery
And so, yes indeed: at the expense of some coworkers, the curse of the lottery attaches itself to seven fresh victims, and workers at the New York state Division of Housing and Community Renewal will each take home $19.1 million. (Footnote: they're all IT workers! Which I kind of love. Also: wow, big IT department, am I right?) And now they are all going to die in horrible ways, as the lottery demands. The most important thing to know is: it seems reasonable to suggest that lottery winner Gabrielle Mahar has already won the lottery, if the photo of her with her boyfriend can be believed. Hmm!
The real prize here is that all these people can now move away from Albany. (And, if applicable, take their hot boyfriends with them.)
The fact that you looked him up on Facebook makes me feel incredibly happy and less stalkery in my daily life.