Outkast Superfan Puts A Great Amount Of Time And Energy Into Thinking About Outkast Songs
"Picking a winner between 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious'/'ATLiens' is like being asked to decide what is better, Denzel’s mid 90s mustache or my early April mustache? On the surface, they are equal and extremely important to society as a whole. With that said, the times that the members of Outkast decide to tell stories show them at their best and 'SpottieOttieDopaliscious' could not be a better example of that. It takes you to another world for about 7 minutes and when you return, things are slightly different, regardless of how many times you’ve heard it."
—Atlanta native Rembert Browne really, really loves Outkast. He loves them so much that he put together a NCAA tournament-style 64-slot bracket to determine what he thinks is the all-time champion best song his beloved hometown duo ever recorded. He explains his choices in detail. Stankoff 2011, he has called it. And if you really, really love Outkast (and have fifteen or twenty minutes to kill) this is lots of fun.
Aw, "Chonkyfire" was knocked out in the second round. Nuts.
@Moff I know. "Return of the G," too. They got tough seeds.
@Moff "chonkyfire" would have lost to "prototype" in my bracket!!
Bert's early April mustache is pretty tough beat.
Da Art of Storytellin' Part 1 over Hey Ya! in the sweet sixteen is the upset all the experts saw coming. Probably.
Holy jesus I love the crap out of this. this is like when I did my tournament of hot sauce. (tapatio)
Gotta agree with most of his picks (although in my bracket ATLiens would have replace Spottie in the final match, and it would have won). Only complaint I have? Love the SB "Intro", but c'mon. "Whole World" should have advanced just due to Killer Mike's boom of a verse.
"My words are diamonds dug out a mind
Spit 'em, polish, look how they shine
Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat runnin like Randy Moss"
The answer is Elevators.