Friday, April 29th, 2011
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You know, in my day "flash mobs" were just a way for like-minded pretentious people to congregate ever so briefly in celebration of how much more special and precious they were than the dead-eyed commuters and consumers all around them. It's sad to see something that started out with such lofty ideals degrade into criminal activity. You thugs are totally destroying the spirit of '03!

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brianvan (#149)

WIRED: again taking credit for something gypsies invented decades ago.

I have faith in the yutes!

Matt (#26)

They made the mistake of not burning the G-Star Raw store on Connecticut Ave. to the ground, Varg style, is what they did.

gregorg (#30)

Dammit, where's the retweet button?

deepomega (#1,720)

So what makes this a flash mob, exactly? The part where there is a bunch of them and they're under 40?

deepomega (#1,720)

@deepomega Insert 40 under 40 joke…. here.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Wait, I thought flash mobs were invented so we could feel superior to the suckers who thought they were participating in a new art form.

Granger Danger (#2,831)

How Clockwork Orangey.

JoshUng (#11,371)

Looking back, perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to call it a flash "mob." Criminal activity was bound to happen.

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