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Who Cares If All The Birds Die? We'll Just Build New Ones!
Remember how freaked out everyone was a couple months ago about all the birds that were dying? No one cares anymore, right? That's probably because now we know that even if all the birds die, it doesn't matter. We can just make new ones that look and fly pretty much exactly the same.
No wonder they're angry.
Next time a mechanical bird (with multiple embedded camera lenses) comes swooping by to record images of you and your living space, traffic, soldiers on the field … you will know who made the device used for that purpose. Suggest you buy stock in the company. Next up, swarms of "bees" that do the same thing.
This will revolutionize pornography.
Ewwwww groooooosssss it's in the building!