The Way We Get Bailed Out of Jail Now at SxSW: Over Twitter
You don't need to know who any of these people are to read this story, told over night, entirely in Tweets.
Can someone please find @BrianVan and tell him Nick is locked outside the house and needs help. Brian was last seen at Stubbs…
Nick Douglas
nick
It's Nick's meddling girlfriend again: Brian is in Austin jail, for real. Gave me his twitter password on his one phonecall. Go help him!
brianvan
brianvan
Brian is in Austin Jail. He said @carney @caro @skidder will know what to do. Someone bail him out please!brianvan
brianvan
@nick @brianstelter @skidder really?!
Caroline McCarthy
caro
Brian is in Austin jail. @nmcglynn please go bail him out (It's Rachel — he gave me his password to solicit help. Long story…)brianvan
brianvan
I'm at Hilton Austin Hotel w/ @georgegsmithjr http://4sq.com/f93Bds
Nick McGlynn
nmcglynn
@brianvan what do you need?
Alexia Tsotsis
alexia
@alexia Okay, so Brian says find the Austin County lock up and bail him out and he'll pay you back, but no one seems to know if they'llbrianvan
brianvan
Resolution for now: Kidder is picking up Nick. Rick Webb was told no way Brian gets out til morning.brianvan
brianvan
@brianvan @caro @skidder What? Is BV really in jail?
John Carney
carney
I hope @nick and his girlfriend and @brianvan get their own sitcom after tonight.
Leah Reich
ohheygreat
Free Huey.
And we can't free him we'll update for him.
Nate Dogg died today, man.
#get a clue
Just on the news: there is an earthquake, a tsunami, and a nuclear meltdown headed for SXSW. Clear the jails immediately.
osmium, we've just stripped you of all your endorsement deals and voiceover jobs.
Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else… that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here… you're on your own.
Thank you for supporting my business plan.
So much correctional turnstiles that it's wasted
Jail > elevators.
BV;DBO
"JBWilkes: Hey, this is @marySurratt. John gave me password. Did @abelinc thing, now is stuck in a barn. Help!"
I seem to recall another jail episode with brianvan a couple of years ago on *another* website.
RT: @Lassie Timmy's in the well!
"No justice, no tweets!"
He just did it for the whuffie.
Not going to acknowledge how witty this is.
Still trying to quit you, Klee.
Klee tell me you're coming to Sasquatch again so I can, ummmmm, I mean. Are you coming to Sasquatch again?
Trying to understand this story has been fun for me because it must be like how my parents feel when they read my blog.
these kids should really try GroupMe or maybe a hot new technology like SMS.
Needs "Too Insidery" tag.
Beers, steers, and queers…
this is really the only way this story could have ended
#pics or it didn't happen
Who is "we"?
Not me.
Nor he, nor she.
Pity
the twittee.
So how many points do you get on Foursquare for 'reckless disregard of lockdown'?