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"Security companies have started to use Iraqi guards because they work cheaply and know the area. These Iraqi security contractors now try to imitate Americans in their clothing, by wearing trousers with several outside pockets, half-length boots, dark sunglasses and rolled-up sleeves. They have absorbed the way that American contractors look so much that sometimes we Iraqis cannot differentiate between an Iraqi and an American by the way he dresses."
—This is fascinating!








Yeah, but the illusion falls apart at lunch, when the Iraqis fail to dine on 3 Wendy's Baconator Triples, washed down with a couple of refreshing Choco-choco Frosty-cinos with double whipped cream.
I suppose this explains why the sudden increase in death-by-glassing in the UK-patrolled areas earlier in the decade didn't go away when the British Army pulled out.
Sounds a lot like the ending of Animal Farm.
Aw, pretty soon they'll be invading their OWN countries!
Now I want to bronze their baby shoes.
They grow up so fast!
Ugh. Another single-serving country? Nice legacy, Mr. Bush.