Here is astounding footage from yesterday's weather event in Pennsylvania, a place apparently as excitable as Brooklyn. There is follow-up video here, if you are so inclined. The videographer later died of shame.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
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He bedder hurry 'n' red up the place before his mawm gets hoam.
Yinz gotta git dawn stares!
NO I DIDN'T SEE THAT. MAYBE YOU SCARED IT AWAY.
we
we
we
so excited.
we so excited.
If by Pittsburgh area you mean four hours away from Pittsburgh, then yes.
Respectfully yours-
Rand McNally
This is Hempfield Township, not Hempfield, PA. It's 45 minutes SE of Pittsburgh.
Ahhh. Well in that case Rand McNally is humbled by facts. Oh Pennsylvania with your townships and 'burghs.
. . .after his mother bawled him out for completely lying to her the entire time.
Basically, this is the shadow self of the Double Rainbows video.
And that's how you lay down the autotune.
"Did you see that?"
No, because YOU KEEP POINTING THE CAMERA AWAY FROM WHAT YOU WANT US TO SEE!!!!!
I have to go hurt something with my mind.
Oh my Gawd.