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Ladies Hatch a Conspiracy to Take Libya!
Not only are people afraid that our Libyan adventure is being run by ladies like Hillary Clinton and Samantha Power (who is terrible), it's also actually being run by a woman, Air Force Maj. Gen. Margaret Woodward, who's been the commander of Seventeenth Air Force since last summer. Oh my God, there are literally maybe four women in relevant positions of power (I'm counting Susan Rice, our ambassador to the U.N.)! WHY DO WOMEN WANT GADDAFI'S OIL? And what will men do now? Why won't Joe Biden do something?
Why is Samantha Power terrible? I'm super sleepy and having problems understanding words today.
She is not! Sam Power is awesome. Full disclosure: I went to college with her and had the biggest crush. (Call me, Sam!)
Ladies agree: shooting phalluses at things is fun, after all!
"Ladies Hatch a Conspiracy to take Labia"
/Jezebelled
It's all fun and games until Clara Barton has to get involved.
Howzabout a rousing chorus of Wirtschaftswunder's "Girls of the Navy"!
Go, ladies, go! I never believed that crap about how men were the real warmongers and you'd make everything better if you were in charge anyhow.