Heebs Off The Hook For Christ-Killing, Sez Pope
Good news, Jews: Pope Benedict XVI has cleared you of collective responsibility for killing the shaygetz god Jesus Christ. Benny, who, as the AP delicately notes, "has had his share of mishaps with Jews," takes up the issue in his new book, Jesus of Nazareth 2: Bigger and Blacker, wherein he "re-enacts Jesus' final hours, then analyzes each Gospel account to explain why Jews as a whole cannot be blamed for having turned him over. Rather, Benedict concludes, it was the Jewish leadership, the 'Temple aristocracy' and a few supporters of the figure Barabbas who were responsible, but not Jews as a whole." So that's sorted, then. As of press time, however, Jews still retain collective responsibility for Yentl, running the New York Mets into the ground and kasha varnishkes, which are just plain nasty.
Photo by Sergey Gabdurakhmanov.
Too little, too late. The two shirtless twinks with with glasses on the banner ad are my new popes.
Bullshit. Everybody knows Jesus O.D'd on a speedball administered by Mary Magdalene. The crucifixion hoo-ha was just something they put together for his mother's sake.
I find everyone likes kasha varnishkas when you add a pound of bacon.
Fuck that. Kasha Varnishkes are always delicious when you add a pound of nothing, because they are fucking delicious.
Mentl: "Pope-a Can You Clear Me?"
I realize that you had to scratch that itch, but I'm still judging.
It's not unlike death and taxes: not only can you count on the itch getting scratched, but it's also taxing and makes you want to die.
Mishaps with Jews are my favorite band.
I can't wait to hear what Daniel Goldhagen has to say about this!!! (His book on the subject is insanely great btw, A Moral Reckoning: The Role of the Catholic Church in the Holocaust and Its Unfulfilled Duty of Repair, it is called.)
But what does Maria Theresa Walburga Amalia Christina think of all this? And Balk, you have the title wrong: it's Jesus of Nazareth II: Jesus Rising.
"shaygetz god [JC]" Haha.
I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear what John Galliano has to say.
Thank you. It was the aristocracy's fault. The rest of us were just following orders.
how will people know why they should hate the Jews now?
I wish the AP would stop bringing up that torrid affair Benny had with my brother. Ancient history!
Also, kasha varnishkes are AWESOME.
Incorrect. Kasha varnishkes are the food of the devil, and I would like the Pope to proclaim it so.