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Ukraine's Nikita Outdoes Lady Gaga
By way of Europopped comes Nikita's new video for "Искусаю." It is barely safe for work, features some highly aggressive eating, lobster-licking and also scantily clad girls getting it on in a hallway and tandem biking. It ends with her them eating $100-bills. Game on.
NikitA's the band name. the women are Dasha Astafieva and Yulia Kavtaradze. and the video is hysterical.
OMG is that what's going on here??? THANK YOU.
You misspelled Tatu
Finally! My motherland is on the Awl
Oh, our people are always well-represented here!
Also, if Gaga's next single includes the lyrics, "I will kill you; that is love," I think these girls should sue.
That is one hell of a neck profile.
That might be the dirtiest thing I've ever seen that didn't involve actual nudity. Damn. Need that iPhone confession app.
Will never look at lobsters the same way. Or bike seats. Or wedgies.
Or bunnies.
This is not the first time I have felt compelled to point out that rabbits should NOT be used as sexy/creepy accessories.
I give them credit for coming up with a concept that's very suggestive of vampires, but doesn't go full vamp (because that would be tired). The song's lyrics are very vampiric. Rubbing food into your tits is very "True Blood Season 2" but I'll let it pass. Also, I don't think anyone ever put sexy lesbo vampires on tandem bikes before.
Is anyone else getting the bird/window video still on the front page, then the saucy ladies after the jump? Do both involve fallout from Chernobyl?
Also, the foley or whatever in that video is fun.
Someone's on the Barneys catalog list!
Liz Lemon collaboration?
What's up with her skin? It's like someone airbrushed the video, wtf.
Obviously these are the only things I thought about while watching the video but 1) I cannot imagine being 13 and seeing this on TV, at all, or even living in a world in which that is something that could happen, and also at a more micro level cannot imagine being a teenager in the Ukraine right now even a little bit. And 2) The Tim and Eric Awesome Show eating sound effects were very helpful during the oyster-eating bit. Spaghett!