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Would you like to see pictures of an adorable baby polar bear? Is it Monday? Of course you would. Step this way, please.
Would you like to see pictures of an adorable baby polar bear? Is it Monday? Of course you would. Step this way, please.
That IS adorable. Also adorable…the thought of Balk having "Zooborns" bookmarked as a favorite.
In my mind, Balk gets out of bed, checks all the weather websites, followed by bear-related bookmarks. Thus satiated, he trains his laser-like focus on posts about Knifercrime Island.
And that is why we love Balk.
Don't forget his Google Alert for items containing Berlusconi and sex.
And junk science articles from the Guardian.
Someone give that cub a baby seal it's so cute.
A baby seal of approval.
Balk, are you one of those chicks who lactates whenever a random baby cries on the bus?
Yes, but he lactates beer, like twin foamy hydrants at McSorly's.
And the Internets render their verdict:
Nunununununununu!