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Meet the loneliest whale in the world: "Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with most of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean." As a rotund, misunderstood person who also feels alone in a massive sea of humanity, this story has a particular resonance for me. [Via]
Balk, if you're going to beat me to the fat jokes, why should I even come to the site?
the kids are all fat
OK, GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF NOW
Can we use a few bucks out of Abe's slushfund to buy this for Balk as a pick-me-up?
Ut oh, guess who fell down a rabbit hole??
Balk Dollie?
Oh God. BRB, gotta go sob.
No way that second one isn't a patented Art Yucko photoshop no way.
Morose, likes booze, blowjobs and cigarettes.
Who's misunderstood?
Someone do that thing a favor and put a harpoon in its ass.
Now I really don't know if we're talking about Balk or the whale.
If it were Balk, the harpoon would go in its mouth.
Spirit Animal.
I wasn't that sad until I heard the song/call and realized, yeah, I don't really wanna fuck that whale either.