"President Obama has decided that the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional and has asked his Justice Department to stop defending it in court, the administration announced today."
"Defund my health care law? Really? Well, gosh, I think I might just forget to enforce your anti-gay laws. Oops! Lookit all them GHEYS in ur CHURCHEZ getting MARRIED to ur DOODZ. What will the children think? Haha, that's a stupid question. They'll think, 'hey, I can totally grow up to marry whoever I want no matter what my stupid orange dad thinks.' CHECKED and BALANCED, motherfucker!"
This day is kicking my ass, in a very good way.
Cue shrieking from Sarah Palin in three, two …
Everyone knows Obama is just a Republican in blackface, so I guess that means it's time to start opposing gay marriage.
That is one way to change the momentum of the current conversation.
About damn time.
Now, can you maybe find time to get us out of those two wars?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ONE OF THEM ENDED FOR REALSIES!?
Still know too many people over there for it to feel "ended."
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC PROBLEM OF CONVEYING TONE ETC.
sorry…I'm a bit thick today, obvs.
I need to reread Choire's note on tone.
The Cola Wars will never end for me.
"Defund my health care law? Really? Well, gosh, I think I might just forget to enforce your anti-gay laws. Oops! Lookit all them GHEYS in ur CHURCHEZ getting MARRIED to ur DOODZ. What will the children think? Haha, that's a stupid question. They'll think, 'hey, I can totally grow up to marry whoever I want no matter what my stupid orange dad thinks.' CHECKED and BALANCED, motherfucker!"
— my imaginary version of the president
Would you like to get gay-married? I'm not real particular about the details, but I do want a chuppa.
I will imagine a version of the president who is both single and willing to experiment forthwith.