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Gaddafi to Make Horrifying, Nonsensical Speech, Experts Predict
BREAKING Al Arabiya: Reports that Muammar Gaddafi will be delivering an address on TV soon #Libya
Sultan Al Qassemi
SultanAlQassemi
Rumors on the Internets suggest that Gaddafi is going to take to the TV soon with a speech. Maybe he's going to apologize for everything! (No?)
Maybe he'll invite everyone over to his place for a nice, chill bunga-bunga session.
Over/under 100 minutes?
If you can't bomb them, get them told!
I fear the world's longest-running experiment in Mad-Libs-as-governance is about to come to an end.
I know this makes me déclassé, but my mental image of actual Gaddafi has been completely replaced by Fred Armisen's impersonation of him.