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Mystery Of Why Capuchin Monkeys Wash Themselves In Urine Solved
For a long time, scientists have wondered why male capuchin monkeys pee on their hands and rub their urine all over their fur. The answer is not that they have been stung by jellyfish. Rather, as a team of primatologists led by Dr. Kimberly Phillips of Texas's Trinity University has discovered, they do it because the smell of their urine attracts female capuchins for them to do sex to. (Which is really what you have suspected all along, right?)
:Obvious Jersey Shore Joke:
something something homemade gel
Moises Alou slowly nods his head, picks lice from his neighbor's fur.
And to think, people actually laughed at me on the subway.
He who gets to mate with a female capuchin monkey last…