Friday, February 25th, 2011

Best Picture Nominee Titles Pornographized, In Descending Order of Translational Felicitousness and Ensuing Prurience

Winter's Boner

Boy Story 3

True Tit

127 Whores

Interracial Swan

The Biter

The King's Peach

The Social Circle Jerk


The Kids Are All Tight

Teddy Wayne is the author of Kapitoil. He lives in New York.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Wrong, wrong wrong.

It's Black Dong.

deepomega (#1,720)

Also The King's Reach-Around.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)


davidwatts (#72)

Toy Story 3 is already a porn title.

The Fuck Network

The King's Screech, which stars Dustin Diamond.

davidwatts (#72)

to be fair, #3 was a collective effort

joshc (#442)

Winter's Bone, also already a porn title.

ejcsanfran (#489)

The Facial Network

"The Kids Were Not In Me, Right?" (aka, the Stacy Schuler Story)

BadUncle (#153)

How to Train Your Trouser Dragon

KarlLaFong (#3,568)

This is reaching back a bit, granted, but I've long fantasized Love Lives of the Mormon Old West: "Seven Brides for Seven Inches."

I thought this territory was covered with "Two Mules for Sister Sara."

The Social Circle Jerk is actually a documentary about the critical reception of The Social Network.

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