Best Picture Nominee Titles Pornographized, In Descending Order of Translational Felicitousness and Ensuing Prurience

Winter’s Boner

Boy Story 3

True Tit

127 Whores

Interracial Swan

The Biter

The King’s Peach

The Social Circle Jerk


The Kids Are All Tight

Teddy Wayne is the author of Kapitoil. He lives in New York.