Best Picture Nominee Titles Pornographized, In Descending Order of Translational Felicitousness and Ensuing Prurience

Winter’s Boner

Boy Story 3

True Tit

127 Whores

Interracial Swan

The Biter

The King’s Peach

The Social Circle Jerk

Conception

The Kids Are All Tight


Teddy Wayne is the author of Kapitoil. He lives in New York.