12
Best Picture Nominee Titles Pornographized, In Descending Order of Translational Felicitousness and Ensuing Prurience
• Winter's Boner
• Boy Story 3
• True Tit
• 127 Whores
• Interracial Swan
• The Biter
• The King's Peach
• The Social Circle Jerk
• Conception
• The Kids Are All Tight
Teddy Wayne is the author of Kapitoil. He lives in New York.
Wrong, wrong wrong.
It's Black Dong.
Also The King's Reach-Around.
Insertion?
Toy Story 3 is already a porn title.
The Fuck Network
The King's Screech, which stars Dustin Diamond.
to be fair, #3 was a collective effort
Winter's Bone, also already a porn title.
The Facial Network
"The Kids Were Not In Me, Right?" (aka, the Stacy Schuler Story)
How to Train Your Trouser Dragon
This is reaching back a bit, granted, but I've long fantasized Love Lives of the Mormon Old West: "Seven Brides for Seven Inches."
I thought this territory was covered with "Two Mules for Sister Sara."
The Social Circle Jerk is actually a documentary about the critical reception of The Social Network.