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20 People to Follow on Twitter: @MrTimLong
Qaddafi seized control of Libya when he was 27! When I was 27, all I was seizing control of was myself.
Sometimes I unfollow him because he's Canadian. But then I remember that he was a factchecker at Spy (a factchecker at Spy!) and has written some very good episodes of "The Simpsons." Also he hates Jay Leno, so.
Currently on inflight entertainment: Leno doing headlines. No one watching except a baby, who screams with a pain he has no words for.









Honestly, that second one is the funniest thing I have read in a long, long time. Fucking hilarious.
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