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Web Commenters Get Fancy New Title
@mikkipedia We have ombudsmen. They are called commenters.
Nick Denton
nicknotned
You know what, you guys? I consider you all my obudsmen too. And my ombudsladies; I love me some ombudsladies. Anyway, you're all buds! Congratulations on the promotion.
Great! I expect I'll see a check soon?
That's all part of Choire's secret revenue sharing plan.
Only if you promise to deposit it via your phone.
I am absolutely adding this to my resume.
I wish this promotion went through before the holidays, when I had to repeatedly explain to my relatives what it is I do from 8:15 am-4:45 pm, Monday through Friday.
Glory! At last my prayers to gain a toehold in the lucrative on-line publishing industry have been answered.
Ombudspeasants.
First I win the March Madness pool, then I write an article, now I'm an ombudsman. And yet none of this has gotten me laid.
Maybe you should start telling women at bars that you've been published on the internet. Just right off the bat, lay it on the line. Then step back and fold your arms slowly over your chest and smirk, like, that's right ladies. I know I'm a keeper.
The ladies fall for that stuff until I tell them I'm gay.
Hahaha, you know they keep falling for you afterward, too.
***Maybe you should start just right off with the bat, lay it on the bar. Then step back and fold your arms slowly over your chest and smirk, like, that's right ladies. I know I'm a keeper.
Fixed it! I'm an ombudsman AND editor.
Make it an Ombudslight.
I'm going to buy myself a fancy engraved name plate for my desk now!
I just took out the one my dad (Keiser T. Roll, Sr.) had used in the 80's.
Where's Dave Cho? I smell t-shirt merchandising.
Now that it's a job I'm going to be commenting a lot less.
omYEAH BUDDIES
I never knew you could crowdsource integrity.
On what, if anything, should ombudsladies put a ring?
And here I thought we were just your drinking buddies.
No, really. What DO they call them at Jezebel?
You can just say "ombud" and it means the same thing. So, Scandinavian Jezebel would not have a problem.