Texting Will Trick Women Into Letting You Do Sex To Them
Hey, fellas: Want to do sex to that special—or simply just available—lady in your life? Text her! "Nearly 40 percent of women say that social-networking media, such as text-messaging and Facebook, are causing them to jump into the sack faster with partners than they would have in the past, according to a poll by Men's Fitness and Shape magazines." Some clinical psychologist suggests that the false sense of intimacy texting provides will get you over the hump (heh), as the lady in question will think that "you've actually been together for a longer amount of time, so it's actually OK to have sex quicker. You may have gone out once or twice, but since there's been so much exchange, either in texting or Facebook, it feels longer. It actually feels like its been longer than just two dates." What a marvelous age in which we live!
1) well, doy.
2) "jump in the sack"? Is Larry from Three's Company working the science beat at the Post?
Some broads like to jump in the sack, clip your smart phone make 23 skidoo.
Whatever happened to IM'ing girls at random hours? Worked a whole lot better in my experience.
Thanks for that headline. I've never quite been able to wrap my head around the whole "trick her into sex!" narrative that pervades so much men's media. I remember even back in high school, a younger coworker met my girlfriend and was all "dude, she's hot! teach me your tricks!" and I was totally at a loss. Um, I genuinely like her? She seems to genuinely like me? There was not actually all that much trickery involved?
(Kidding, guys. The trick is definitely really strong body spray.)
"Well, I find that a weighted net is most effective for the initial snare, followed by several weeks of the Ludovico technique to really cement her feelings for me."
My college roommate once asked me to teach him how to talk to women after he saw me talk to one.
I've never learned anything from any advice anyone ever gave me about women. The only thing that works is failure. A long string of miserable failures.
what r u up to?
That stock photo hand is skeeving me out, and I feel okay saying so because it's obviously not Balk's.
The fingers are so stubby.
icky.
And yet we now know that those fingers would be sexting you up after a few sexts.
2 dates?!