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"Space Fence" to Track All That Crap in Space, and Fence It, I Guess
Space Fence is for tracking space garbage (and then, I hope, BLOWING IT UP in an AWESOME WAY).
Glad to see Tony Scott getting some extra work.
Also, when John McCain saw this he barked out "Complete the danged spacefence!"
Sure this isn't to keep us from trying to leave?
Touché.
They need a Space Roomba.
"Hey, Louie. I got this meteor here. Know anybody that might wanna buy it?"
"Where de heck didja get a meteor, Nico?"
"Let's just say I found it, alright?"
"I'll get you a number for my buddy Sal. He's a space fence."
This post is why I check the Awl 50 times a day. More please.
Also, Space Roomba is a great idea.