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South Sudan Needs A Better National Anthem
Of course we wish the people of Sudan good luck in this week's referendum to decide whether or not the southern part of the country secedes to become its own nation. A vote for independence seems likely. While there's much discussion about what the new country's name should be, a national anthem has already been written and recorded. It's called "Land of Cush," a reference to a Biblical kingdom in the area. Unfortunately, it sucks. Before anything becomes official, they should talk to Dr. Dre about the possibility of using his song.
Or Iron & Wine.
Or Radiohead.
Or Leonard Cohen, or Rush, or Pitbull, or Deep Purple or Good Charlotte… I'm not going to get into all that. Jesus, who hasn't written a song called "Anthem?"








They should just change their name to Fat-Bottomed Girls because then it's all sorted. And also cuz then Laibach would have to cover Queen. Which would be awesome.
Southern Sudan, you make the rockin' world go 'round.
Down with borders and boundaries — especially ones decided upon by old colonial masters. yay new, free nation of Southern Sudan. Spend that oil revenue wisely
I wouldn't write the South Sudan anthem off entirely. Just think how much more fun our own national anthem would be to sing if it started out with "Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god".
Instead of usually just ending that way.
'Cush Is My Cologne'