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You! Yes, you! I want you stand up right now. Go take a brief walk at a leisurely pace. Guess what? I just saved your life. Now you owe me one.
You! Yes, you! I want you stand up right now. Go take a brief walk at a leisurely pace. Guess what? I just saved your life. Now you owe me one.
fer realsies.
Doing so now!
What about sleeping too much? Is that still ok?
and too much bourbon! and lemon squares!
So the very strict smoking regimen I've committed myself to for the last decade-and-a-half (step outside for a cigarette on the hour, every hour) turns out to have been the healthiest decision I've ever made.
Thank you, science.
What do the studies say about getting up, taking this walk, and returning with a triple cheeseburger?
Yeah. I came back with fro-yo. Does that cancel things out?
I can foresee repayment being demanded in BJ currency.
Pros & Cons of Dating a Coworker, Part II:
If you do not take periodic makeout breaks in the broom closet, YOU WILL DIE
Stand up and throw away your adult diapers.
How about if I get up, take brief walk at a leisurely pace over to the coworker who came into the office today with a strain of the flu "that is impervious to the flu shot vaccine" and wallop him in the face? What would that do for my health do you think?
Please report back, because THERE ARE CURRENTLY 4 PEOPLE COUGHING WITHIN EARSHOT OF ME AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Hey Jolie, I responded to your question about a workout partner on that other exercise post (wtf?) tres late. I provided a joke if you were kidding and an answer if you were for realsies, because who knows? Just didn't want to leave you hanging , because when folks do that to me I die inside, although you may be made of hardier stock.
@cherri: I called HR on the fucker. Who in turn called him to ask why he was at work while sick. He took the call, hung up the phone and turned to me to start bitching about how someone called the Health Police on him, before starting up with the hacking again.
I hope he dies.
@C_Webb: I will go look, though I was mostly kidding. But I mean, who doesn't need a workout partner who gets into pirate mode at the gym?
Dammit, I just sat down.
What with all the standing up and sitting down and salvation talk and drinking, it's like a Catholic mass around here. Palm Sunday, even.
Coming to the office with flu and hacking all over your co-workers is the moral equivalent of Julian Assange fucking without a condom.