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Missed this one earlier in the week, but I feel pretty obligated to share it around: Are blowjobs sex? All I know is that they're AWESOME.
Missed this one earlier in the week, but I feel pretty obligated to share it around: Are blowjobs sex? All I know is that they're AWESOME.
(please someone email me some tolerable cunnilingus euphemisms for future columns)
What's wrong with "yodeling in the cave"?
Licking the light fantastic.
@deep: Your mom always calls it "talking to the boat people" but she's a pretty filthy whore.
I call it "the unattainable goal".
This thread isn't nearly as long as I thought it would be after a half hour.
Also, I don't know that I have a problem with "eating a hot box lunch at the Y." I think it captures the gravitas of the act in a serious and dignified way.
This discussion again? Was Monica Lewinsky's death in vain?
go for factual – "what I'm thinking about doing about 10 times a day?"
Actually, though the best euphemism is "Saying hello to Glinda."