Britons Chucking Chickens At Each Other Now
To Britain, where the thrill of glassing has apparently proved insufficient for today's yobs, leading to a disturbing new form of violence: hennings:
The RSPCA was today searching for two young thugs who filmed themselves throwing a live chicken through a KFC drive-through window – and then put the video online. The film, entitled 'Chicken Shuts Down KFC' shows the window of a restaurant in Nuneaton, Warwickshire, where the two men are seen apparently waiting for a car to pull up. As the car approaches, the window opens and the man is seen hurriedly shoving the chicken through it before darting off towards the road, screaming: 'Chicken!'
The chicken in question apparently experienced a bit of trauma, but should pull through: "Inspector Helen Smith, from the RSPCA, said the bird was not harmed but did suffer some distress…. The RSPCA is now looking for a new home for the hen, which it has named Mrs Sanders."
CHICKEN!!!!
MRS. SAUNDERS!!!!
How is this not the funniest thing in history? For the first time ever, I find myself doffing my cap to English yobs.
Appropriately the bloke with the camera laughs like a chicken.
DUDE! I had never fully processed that the UK drive-throughs would be on the right, and that the whole process around the building would be clockwise! When the car comes from the right, it's like an Ernie Gehr film. Mind. blown.
I'm really terrified of my certain death on British roads in my upcoming Scottish vacation.
Fortunately, most Scottish roads are so narrow that the left/right distinction is of little import.
Why couldn't she have just stayed on at the KFC? Perfectly nice home.
I bet these young men have spent much of their lives chucking the chicken.
The American version of this prank will be far less charming.
The cow's gonna be much harder to throw through the McDonald's window.
A monkey would be funnier, but a goat is cheaper!