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Following up on that very important story from earlier, the stolen goat discovered in California during a DUI bust is reportedly doing well. As for his abductors, "It just sounds like they were on a drunken joyride, and the goat became their new buddy along the way,” says a spokesman for the Riverside County Animal Services Department. Well, sure. We've all been there.
Sounds like a Capital One commercial.
GOAT LOOKIN' OUT BUDDY
GOAT GOATIN' GOAT, GOATY
I hope Joe Caprine at least got to have a brew.
Goat rustling is to Hemet as a roof party is to Williamsburg.
Life in the Inland Empire: meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – COACHELLA!! – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive – meth – steal goat – drive.
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There must have been a hilarious conversation between the Riverside Animal Services and the goat owner.
"Looks like somebody's got your goat."
"Are you getting my goat?"
"No we've got your goat."
"I thought you said someone else got my goat."
"They were getting your goat, we've got your goat."
"Now you're getting my goat."
Etc.
I'll see myself out.
Just a matter of time before the goat disappears from the evidence grazing area.
Bad couple of weeks for goats in California it would seem.
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2010/12/29/3-arrested-in-morgan-hill-after-goat-discovered-in-car-trunk/
At least the poor critter in the IE got to ride shotgun.
The Morgan Hill goat is also doing fine now.
drunken joyride = Walpurgis Nacht.