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"I will say this about every single one of Tiger’s Golf Digest columns: they were competent and had no typographical errors."
—For thirteen long years, Tiger Woods has selflessly hammered out a monthly column for Golf Digest—and now they're no longer in need of his laboriously penned bon mots and sandtrap tips!
Tiger likes to treat bad grammar rough: throwing it around, spanking and slapping its lexicographically slutty ass.
Am I the only person, regardless of situation or context, that can't think of golf without immediately thinking "mmm…open faced club sandwich"?