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25 Things Joe Wilson May Yell at Obama During the State of the Union in the New Era of Civility
You fib!
You spin yarns!
You deceive!
Why, I do believe your case is unjust, my good sir!
You misstate!
You make incorrect statements!
You fabricate!
You bear false witness!
You prematurely declare a mission to be accomplished!
You erect fantasies!
You misconstrue!
You romanticize a situation!
You misspeak!
You fictionalize!
You disguise with untruths that which is true!
You invent truths!
You mythologize!
You should perhaps seek employment with either The New York Times, The Village Voice or The New Republic!
You falsify statements!
You prevaricate!
You perjure!
You fabulize!
You tell fairy tales!
Your pants, sir, may be aflame!
Hogwash!
Abe Sauer is looking forward to tonight's display of American civility.
Re: No. 8
Did Balk write that one Abe?
Just kidding. I know Balk's been dead for months now.
You fib!
Weekend at Balk's, anyone?
Choire's just been propping him up against the keyboard all this time?!
Whether Balk's dead or alive, his cock definitely wrote #10.
Your words belie the facts!
Tenuous, at best!
Harumph!
WOLVERINES!!!
but for that pesky revolution of yours, we could all be treated to a "Them's porky pies, they is!" tonight
Stupid Boston Tea Party!!! :(
You like jazz so please be my guest at this year's Spoleto Festival!
Last year the president of the United States was insulted the floor of Congress. It was allowed to stand when the Speaker and the VP sat on their hands. To add injury to the insult Rep Wilson went out and raised money on the strength of that insult. That ill mannered lout should be banned from the SOTU
I bite my thumb at thee, sir!
The way in which you present your position on this issue does not best represent what I consider the interests of my constituency!
Balderdash!
I call Shenanigans!
"Hey, Joe Wilson, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
Capon!
As if!
Nuh-uh!