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Sad Christmas Card For Sad People
When I saw the headline "The Saddest Christmas Card Ever" I thought it was going to be something like, "Daddy is wishing you a Merry Christmas from Heaven," but it turns out to be slightly less maudlin than that. Although, yes, it is still a little sad.
Daddy is wishing you and your cat a Merry Christmas from Heaven
:'(
Gingerbread Hitler just choked on a red hot.
http://plixi.com/p/64111681
Daddy and Your Cat are Wishing You A Very Merry Christmas from Heaven
Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell
Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell, but I Baked You a Gingerbread Hitler so Stop Crying
Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell, but I Baked You a Gingerbread Hitler so Stop Crying because a little angel told me your cancer will be in remission any time now.
Choire will see you in his office now.
Wait, I thought this was Balk's Christmas card to Choire…
Read it as "Merry Christmas to you and your fat", which is indeed pretty sad.