Monday, December 20th, 2010
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Sad Christmas Card For Sad People

When I saw the headline "The Saddest Christmas Card Ever" I thought it was going to be something like, "Daddy is wishing you a Merry Christmas from Heaven," but it turns out to be slightly less maudlin than that. Although, yes, it is still a little sad.

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Daddy is wishing you and your cat a Merry Christmas from Heaven

:'(

saythatscool (#101)

Gingerbread Hitler just choked on a red hot.
http://plixi.com/p/64111681

garge (#736)

Daddy and Your Cat are Wishing You A Very Merry Christmas from Heaven

jolie (#16)

Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell

Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell, but I Baked You a Gingerbread Hitler so Stop Crying

Daddy and Your Cat Are Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas from Heaven and Mommy, That Rancid Whore, Is Waving Hello From Hell, but I Baked You a Gingerbread Hitler so Stop Crying because a little angel told me your cancer will be in remission any time now.

jolie (#16)

Choire will see you in his office now.

Bittersweet (#765)

Wait, I thought this was Balk's Christmas card to Choire…

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

Read it as "Merry Christmas to you and your fat", which is indeed pretty sad.

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