You know in Asia and the Middle East they clean themselves purely with water and think it's gross that we just use paper. And if you set aside your preconceptions and really think about it, they have a point. Baby wipes is the perfect compromise.
My grandmother always kept a thing of Wet Ones in all the bathrooms for this very purpose. This is nothing new. Clearly, people have been wiping their asses with Wet Ones for generations – Ken's just bitter he didn't learn about it until recently.
Heh, my buddy uses these all the time – he learned it while on tour with his band, where having wipes of some kind actually really does come in handy for many things. But now he just uses them at home, and lies to ladies at supermarket checkout counters when they ask him about his baby.
The test is: Wipe to your heart's content with regular toilet paper until you get either all white or blood. Then gently wipe with a moistened towelette. It will shock you.
Hah, he called the Bud Light "Real Men Of Genius" ads "Real American Genius." Hilarious, only because it made me realize that those ads could be worse than they are.
You know in Asia and the Middle East they clean themselves purely with water and think it's gross that we just use paper. And if you set aside your preconceptions and really think about it, they have a point. Baby wipes is the perfect compromise.
They see him rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch him ridin' dirty.
Whatever, not everyone can afford to use actual babies like you do, stc.
It's about teaching these children some respect for their elders, deep.
But they work so well on my dog's paws(and cost sooo much less than the same product in doggy packaging, marketed to dog owners)!
My grandmother always kept a thing of Wet Ones in all the bathrooms for this very purpose. This is nothing new. Clearly, people have been wiping their asses with Wet Ones for generations – Ken's just bitter he didn't learn about it until recently.
Corn-cobs wrapped in poison ivy was good enough for MawMaw Wheaton it's good enough for me!
Thanks, Ken. I'll go back to scraping by with a clamshell, a corncob, and some pottery shards.
I guess that means you won't need this monogrammed bottle brush I got you.
If it's made of wire, I'm in!
It's a poor man's bidet.
Hrm. My ex was so OCD that he wouldn't sit his precious ass down on the toilet seat until he sanitized it with a Clorox wipe.
I wonder if our visitors thought we Cloroxed our anuses.
Heh, my buddy uses these all the time – he learned it while on tour with his band, where having wipes of some kind actually really does come in handy for many things. But now he just uses them at home, and lies to ladies at supermarket checkout counters when they ask him about his baby.
Ken Wheaton, please say hello to Terrence Howard!
That's the second time today someone's said that to me! Am I going to have to google this?
Let me Google that for you.
Thanks! I think?
I was raised irish catholic, so therefore am disgusted by all bodily functions – even the fun ones – so this baby wipes idea seems genius.
My mind went to Will Wheaton. Which is neither here nor there, really.
The test is: Wipe to your heart's content with regular toilet paper until you get either all white or blood. Then gently wipe with a moistened towelette. It will shock you.
Just like the first time you vacuum your allegedly clean house with a Dyson!
It has certain benefits for certain people who are into spontaneity and certain other things.
Hah, he called the Bud Light "Real Men Of Genius" ads "Real American Genius." Hilarious, only because it made me realize that those ads could be worse than they are.