Monday, December 6th, 2010
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Here are four scenarios in which "America will collapse (by 2025)." None includes zombies, which seems like an oversight.

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wb (#2,214)

"22 years for the United States [to unravel], counting from the crucial year 2003."

My 22nd high school reunion is going to be AMAZING!

coryballs (#4,647)

That was almost laughably bad. I could sense ol' Alfred popping a boner while writing that garbage by around scenario 3. Way to take some really srs issues and turn them into Tom Clancy novel pitches, McCoy!

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

He failed to take into consideration the birth of John Connor.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

The real juice in that article is all xenophobia. More precisely, sinophobia. Actually pretty ugly.

ImThraxx (#6,661)

Yeah I'm not sure I understand his thesis – China, rich and powerful from selling us televisions, decides to screw us over so badly we have no more money with which to buy televisions. At which point, THEY WIN?

2025 years isn't that far away. Anne Hathaway could still be doing nude scenes.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Should've bombed them back to the Stone Age when we had the chance.

Oh, well. There's probably an XBox 360 where we can still do that.

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

What I don't get about all of the "US science is falling behind they are all going back to China aaahhh" whinging is that the competition for tenure-track faculty positions in the US is fucking terrifying as it is. NO MORE SCIENTISTS I SAY.

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