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Epidemic of Fast Food Receipt-Based Abuse Continues Unabated
Remember last month when a man in Sacramento received a receipt from Burger King which read "Fuck You"? Now a woman in Nebraska has encountered a very similar victimization, having been referred to as "a real bitch" on a receipt from Pizza Hut. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP? Also, the reporter's voice on this clip has to be heard to be believed. What a world!
does the reporter also do the voice-overs for the taiwanese news animation?
also, what a bitch.
Who reads their receipts?
Seriously. Even on my worst day without a magazine, I'd scrutinize the ingredients of my chips before I'd read the receipt.
Take the pizza you crazy lady!
It's Pizza Hut! They stuff all sorts of crrrrazy shit in that crust! Where else you gonna get that? Not muthafuckin' Domino's, not Papa John's.
"To hr this report agn, press 1. For flm at eeleven, press 2. Also, Candayce, dream on about that pzza u bytch."
Some people will anything to bug the Awl.
"As you can see, the words are in writing."
This was my favorite part. In writing?! You don't say!
My ATM called me "an asshole."
My Fandango matinee ticket called me "a cheap bastard."
My Self-Checkout-Register at the Stop N Shop told me to "Move your…organic bananas…to the conveyor belt…you poncey bastard."
The parking meter told me it was time to move my "cheap piece of shit."
My metrocard can't believe I left the house like this.
My work ID called me a "fucking paraprofessional."
My drycleaning ticket called me fat.
The close-up of the sliver of skin between her sweater and jeans is really uncomfortable!
Greetings, fellow pizza bitch muffin top enthusiast!
Hang on, I'll go set up the facebook group.
Clearly a regular pizza eater. Also: a dumb bitch for claiming to represent all mothers by ordering a pizza for her kids; my mom would call her much worse.
Beginning at 20 seconds, notice how the camera lovingly lingers for five seconds on her stomach peeking out just above the top button of her jeans? I know it is very wrong, that it makes me a bad person, but I really enjoy this kind of in-depth reporting on pizza bitch muffin tops.
Thank you for "pizza bitch muffin top." This is the best Christmas ever.
I think this the first time anyone has passed on free pizza.
And Lo and Behold! I just received this in my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=184791268202434&index=1
I see a shocking exposé on restaurant order tickets coming to a fourth hour near you.
Open Table = Open Food Fight.
The only barely-literate party in that whole mess is whoever wrote the receipt.
I know I'm spending too much quality time with my daughter when my brain says, "Butthurt woman is butthurt."
I don't know what she's complaining about– It looks to me like the words (which, as is helpfully noted, are in writing), read "A BITIH" and not "a real bitch". Pizza Hut may have been saved by the illiteracy of their employees.
I just love that there are still people using "gal" unironically.
Sounds like the robots are already moving in on those news reporter jobs?