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There is apparently an ailment called "dead butt syndrome," which, despite its amusing name, actually sounds quite painful. (It's "an inflammation of the tendons in the gluteus medius, one of three large muscles that make up the butt.") Fortunately, it only seems to strike serious runners, so, uh, I think I'm pretty safe. Add this to your "reasons not to work out" list.
Better or worse than "overactive butt syndrome"?
Not as bad as a father-in-law with a chronic case of "pompous ass syndrome".
Wait so this isn't related to that sensation you get after sitting in a desk chair for too long and your butt falls asleep and at first it's kind of weird but then you just kind of own it because if you don't move for a while it starts to spread and next thing you know it's mid-afternoon and yeah sure you're still stuck in the office but hey at least there's something kind of delightful happening to your cock and/or balls?
This is the dreaded precursor to "projectile butt syndrome".
Had that after I came back from Nam. I wasn't in the military, I just used to run a shemale brothel in Hanoi.
Obviously located in Da Bang Province.
Just off the Ho Lee Cock delta.
And you opened a second location in Hoh Nee City.
I need a deep tissue butt massage.
Dinner first? I'm old fashioned.