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If you love the goyishe holidays but are burdened by the crushing guilt of Hebraicism, here's a solution: the Christmas tree made out of Stars of David. Now everyone can enjoy!
That's not a tree for Jews who love Christmas. That's a tree for Geeks who love Fractals.
I am up late and sick so have ample time to tell you the correct spelling is either goyishe or, more commonly, goyische. And that tree sounds like a shande fur di goyim to me. (Stick to Italian, Jersey!)