Bill Clinton off to Haiti Today to Bring the Aid Palin Demanded
Since Bill Clinton finished up running the White House last Friday, this morning he's on the way to Haiti, to clean up after Sarah Palin. Over the weekend, Palin made a shocking call for aid to Haiti, suggesting that "U.S. aid perhaps being lifted." She went on: "Again — not to get political — but if some of the politicians would come here and see the conditions, perhaps they would see a need for, say, a military airlift to come bring supplies that are so needed here." That is such a good idea she has! A military airlift you say. Maybe Bill Clinton will bring some aid with him, for the first time ever that anyone has done such! In any event, at 2 p.m. at the UN Log Base in Port-au-Prince, Clinton will actually talk to the press and discuss, you know, this stunning new idea of helping Haiti.







Maybe she can film herself bagging a beaver in Alaska, then going to the UPS to send it to Haiti via two-day afternoon delivery.
Whatever lady, I bought all the Fugees records, I did my part.
This would be great, if by "supplies" she didn't mean Bump-its and short-shorts.
And Spanx for the ladies.
Malnutrition and/or cholera are no excuse for bloating.
Did she get cholera? No? Then I don't want to hear about Palin in Haiti.
That photo. Please to explain. Is AC really splitting his time between appearances on Watch What Happens and swooping in out of nowhere to save bloody Haitian children?