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Youth Of America Scandalized By Wizards' Embrace
Also: "'It actually made me more uncomfortable,' Chris McMahon said."
From the headline I just assumed you meant Blatche was involved.
For what it's worth, as a semi-closeted Harry Potter obsessive who is fucking exhausted from seeing the movie at midnight last night – nowhere in the book does it say that they're naked while kissing. On the other hand, it was supposed to be Ron's worst nightmare come to life, and explicitly NOT reality, so why not take it to its logical conclusion? It was creepy because it was supposed to be.
Is this a bad time to point out that 'Wizard's Embrace' would be a great name for a ridiculous sex act?
Or a great name for a ridiculous Prog Rock group.
You need to change the headline to "Sporting Kansas City's embrace." Thanks.