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White Things That Are Not Snow Are Falling From The Sky
If you've been out already this morning you will have noticed—at least in the Union Square area—the proliferation of tiny white, I don't know, fluff whipping around in the wind. Maybe it's pollen or something? At first I thought, "Oh, great, here's an exciting new phase of alcoholism, where the spots I see in the corner of my vision are light rather than dark," but there were way to many of them and they were way too right out in the open to be symptomatic of dipsomania-based degeneration. Again, I'm not sure what they are—who am I, John frigging Muir? They're white and wispy is all I can tell you—but either way, it's windy out there. And cold. Bring a coat.
Image by Metro Centric, from Flickr.
I BET IT'S TINY WHITE PEOPLE. BARACK OBAMA HAS SHRUNK WHITE PEOPLE AND SET THEM ALOFT ON THE WINDS.
(BARACK OBAMA: IF YOU HAVE A GOOGLE ALERT SET UP FOR YOUR NAME AND SEE THIS: HELLO!)
Who has time to google his name when he's got monkeys to fend off?
This sounds like the beginning to a country song.
Who has time to Google his name
When he's got monkeys to fend off?
Who has time to read the thousand
Comments left by Moff?
There's a special breed that do, son
They ain't on your Facebook wall
You'll find 'em congregatin'
On a site they call "The Awl"
This is insane and confusing and I'm slightly terrified.
John Boehner hovering over the infidel Manhattan in his Goodyear Blimp, smoking Kools.
Hail. And ouchie it hurt!
Yeah, now it's just like freezing rain or some shit. The miracles of nature!
Ugh, I just went out there to smoke and some of it got in my mouth. It tasted like spite.
Be careful! You might slip and fall through the fire escape and now I'm screaming in horror at the mental image I just created. (Oh my God. Seriously. Please don't die that way.)
Gargle with lead water.
White Things That Are Not Snow Are Falling From The Sky
What is: my favorite scene from Point Break?
It's all that fake cobwebby stuff from Halloween?
The last confetti vestiges of American innocence?
NYU students like to have pillow fights in Union Square. One way to not think about paying off student loans?
More promo for the Keith Richards book.