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The Palin-Gawker Settlement Guessing Game: Somewhere Between $0 and $10?
For those playing along at home, Gawker Media settled with Sarah Palin's publisher, HarperCollins, last night. I would propose that the settlement consisted of Gawker saying "Yes, we already took the book excerpts down, don't push it," accompanied by a check made out to HarperCollins for zero dollars.
She's getting a Commie.
Commie drives a Nova.
One free night room upgrade in the Gold Star Motel.
"I can see Nick Denton's head from my house."
NICK YOU PUSSY
Maybe they paid Gawker for informing me that she's got a book coming out?
That's not even USFL settlement money. Too bad Palin isn't depending on this cash as much as the Memphis Showboats did.
I have it on good authority that a warm Smirnoff Ice malt beverage was exchanged between Gawker Media (on bended knee) and the thoroughly peeved Simon and Schuster team.
Abstinence Activist Bristol Palin is Gawker's new guest intern.
They probably gave more to that douche who wouldn't have sex with Christine O'Donnell's pubic hair.