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Questioning the Questions
Which is more meta, this online Guardian poll asking if the "Newsweek Daily Beast Company merger" is "the way forward for journalism," or this online Daily News poll asking if online polls are believable? Don't tell us your answer in the comments.
MOM! Balk's fucking with us.
What is the appropriate transcription of that sound you make when you bounce your finger back and forth between your lips? Is it
a) brbeebrbeebrbee
b) rubbybubbyburby
c) NewsweekDailyBeast
Are we at Post-Post-Post Modern yet?