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In an era of austerity and doubt, when it seems as if the possibilities available to previous generations have been foreclosed upon for the rest of us, it is always encouraging to see hopes realized: "STUNNING Sam Faiers – who claims to be the hottest Essex girl – today fulfills her dream of posing topless for The Sun website." Brings a tear to your eye, right?
What is this show she's on? Knifecrime Island Shore? Stonehenge of Love?
Ha, a knifecrime-educated friend of mine once described Essex as the New Jersey of England.
I assume we won't be seeing this cross posted on Hairpin.
Sounds like a dare.
I used to go out with an Essex girl and she was hotter than her.
A hot topless person named Sam, and she turns out to be a girl. Way to foreclose on my dreams.
but there's historical precedent!
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I clicked on this at work because I live dangerously.
Tears and eyes might not be the relevant fluids and body parts.
Her father must be so proud. It'll be his night at the pub.
But not as proud as when they beat Clacton-on-Sea at darts.
Which more than made up for the snooker disaster at Frumpinger's Green.