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"Sex costs amazing amounts of time and energy. Just take birds of paradise touting their tails, stags jousting with their antlers or singles spending their weekends in loud and sweaty bars. Is sex really worth all the effort that we, sexual species, collectively put into it?"
—Spoiler: Yes.
as my abuelita used to say, 'you can always make up sex but you can't make up sleep.' which is why she loved orgies.
Or Penthouse Forum, I'd imagine.
If you're spending a lot, you're not on the right corner.
I only try to fuck when I'm getting something else done. It really helps mitigate the evolutionary angst. (For instance, I'll give a THUMBS UP BUTTON PRESS to whoever guesses what sex act is being performed on me right now, while I'm at my desk at work/on TheAwl!)
You're having your salad tossed!
Mutual chooching?
finger-banging.
Spitroasting a hooker with kneetoe!
toe-sucking!
That would make the work-week pass by nicely, siiigh.
s sex really worth all the effort that we, sexual species, collectively put into it?"
—Spoiler: Yes.
I disagree. First, you have to get down to the Lincoln Tunnel and stand around, trying to look inconspicuous to cops, and yet attract attention. Then there's the truckers. Some won't even stop, and you have to jump and roll in Weehawken.
I miss your casual encounters postings on CL. 50 roses well spent!