Wednesday, November 10th, 2010
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"Mankind, is it responsible for global warming? Well I'll tell you something. I have seen evidence on both sides of it. I'm skeptical—I'm skeptical. And you know, I think at the at the end of this, I think we're going to need more science to prove something one way or the other. But you know—cause I've seen arguments on both sides of it that at times – like I'll watch something about man made global warming, and I go wow, that's fairly convincing. And then I'll go out and watch the other side of the argument, and I go huh, that's fairly convincing too. So, I go to be honest with you, I don't know. And that's probably one of the reason's why I became a lawyer, and not a doctor, or an engineer, or a scientist, because I can't figure this stuff out. But I would say at this point, that has to be proven, and I'm a little skeptical about it. Thank you."
—New Jersey governor Chris Christie has finally found something he is unsure about.

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freetzy (#7,018)

Chris Christie is also unsure if taking a schvitz counts as a workout.

Moff (#28)

A lot of food for thought.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Well here's a little advice. When evaluating the arguments on both sides, take a look at which is being made by a scientist and which is being made by either the weather man or a guy who writes opinion for the National Review.

Moff (#28)

Elitist.

kneetoe (#1,881)

I do have a masters degree in looking down on people.

hman (#53)

"Now ask me about Manwich."

zidaane (#373)

You promised you would do Manfredo next.

The important question is, in addition to being skeptical, is Chris Christie also septical?

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Yes, we're going to have to put up with more of this shit.

MaryHaines (#3,666)

I love these "Letters to the Editors of Women's Magazines" posts. Now do one from Pataki!

Having take a bite of both sides of this issue, Christie is now ready to consider the delicious, chewy middle.

KarenUhOh (#19)

"You know what? Bring me another meat loaf. But don't put it under the heat lamp this time."

BadUncle (#153)

For the same reason, when a plumber diagnoses a problem with my house's pipes, I ask for the other side of the argument. Typically, I ask a professional bag-pipe player.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

"So if one person says one thing and another person says a different thing, how do you choose between them? Surely… surely you don't expect me to think about what they're saying!"

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