"Mankind, is it responsible for global warming? Well I'll tell you something. I have seen evidence on both sides of it. I'm skeptical—I'm skeptical. And you know, I think at the at the end of this, I think we're going to need more science to prove something one way or the other. But you know—cause I've seen arguments on both sides of it that at times – like I'll watch something about man made global warming, and I go wow, that's fairly convincing. And then I'll go out and watch the other side of the argument, and I go huh, that's fairly convincing too. So, I go to be honest with you, I don't know. And that's probably one of the reason's why I became a lawyer, and not a doctor, or an engineer, or a scientist, because I can't figure this stuff out. But I would say at this point, that has to be proven, and I'm a little skeptical about it. Thank you."
—New Jersey governor Chris Christie has finally found something he is unsure about.
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What does global warming mean to New Jersey?
Chris Christie is also unsure if taking a schvitz counts as a workout.
A lot of food for thought.
Well here's a little advice. When evaluating the arguments on both sides, take a look at which is being made by a scientist and which is being made by either the weather man or a guy who writes opinion for the National Review.
Elitist.
I do have a masters degree in looking down on people.
"Now ask me about Manwich."
You promised you would do Manfredo next.
The important question is, in addition to being skeptical, is Chris Christie also septical?
Yes, we're going to have to put up with more of this shit.
I love these "Letters to the Editors of Women's Magazines" posts. Now do one from Pataki!
Having take a bite of both sides of this issue, Christie is now ready to consider the delicious, chewy middle.
"You know what? Bring me another meat loaf. But don't put it under the heat lamp this time."
This might help him: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-global-warming-issue-from-2-or-3-years-ago,18431/
For the same reason, when a plumber diagnoses a problem with my house's pipes, I ask for the other side of the argument. Typically, I ask a professional bag-pipe player.
"So if one person says one thing and another person says a different thing, how do you choose between them? Surely… surely you don't expect me to think about what they're saying!"