Toronto to Become Privatized Miracle City of the Tax-Free Future
Gay-disliking, anti-union, immigrant-suspicious libel suit defendant and former DUI arrestee Rob Ford is now the mayor-elect of Toronto! Goodbye, wasteful government employees and bike lanes—oh yes, he really hates urban bicyclists. He's going to change the face of the city and do it… by spending… less money, in that magical way, and he beat out the crazily fun but hostile former drug addict gay dad George Smitherman to win the day. This will actually be a great experiment! Maybe he can privatize garbage collection and cut the city's debt by $1.58 billion over four years and also spend $4 billion on new subway lines and hire more police while saving taxpayers money! Maybe so. And, because it's always about us here in America when it comes to Canada, this even might be a sign that the U.S. elections will be going in the same direction.
I bet he has his suits custom tailored. You know, because his Aussie twin's head is growing out of the back of his neck.
There really aren't words to describe the feeling of knowing this man will be running my city for the next four years. He's just…he's just such a buffoon. But don't take my word for it! Take his: https://twitter.com/shitrobfordsays#
You misspelled ruining. Also, Hi Jaimsie!
I tried to get Gravy for my poutine breakfast this morning and apparently they stopped the train that carries it in St Catherines and told it to turn right back around. NO MORE GRAVY TRAIN DURP DURP DURP!
I can't believe that walking-heart-attack won. On the plus side there are some hilariously vandalized campaign posters this morning. And looking forward to 4 years of Lastman-esque buffoonery. Oh the political cartoons we'll have! Sigh. Fuck me and my life.
I did indeed! Hello you.
He looks too much like an American — the poor Canadians never stood a chance. They automatically assumed their defensive submission posture and now he RULES OVER EVERY IGLOO IN TORONTO WITH AN IRON FIST.
I'd say he looks like a cartoon of an american from a French political cartoon.
Holy Shnikes, it worked!
On the other hand, this is a huge win for Tim Horton's, as well as the Poutine Industrial Complex.
Maybe he and Chris Christie will start a war over Buffet rights.
Don't blame me, I voted for Wayne Gretzky.
I just keep telling myself that if we survived Lastman, we can survive this one. I mean, it's not like he's going to build ANOTHER Sheppard subway line…
Oh, Toronto. I'm sorry. (and I'm from Saskatchewan)
Why do the suburbs hate us?
We in Ottawa look smugly down upon you Torontonians, having elected a competent, experienced (and GAY, oh my) guy to be our mayor. Fucking CALGARY elected a Muslim. Toronto the Goon, more like it.