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Prada Unveils New Shoes of Great Monstrous Evil!
First I hated the Prada camouflage line, which, to be fair, grew on me! A little. It was still obviously ugly and the worst thing is, you know, you're wearing those clothes and everyone's like, "oh there's those Prada camouflage clothes." It's too much on you. And now? And now? BUT AND IF AND? Here. THE "CREEPER WINGTIPS PLATFORM" SHOES.
For when you're sneaking up on John Deere?
There's always John Lobb
http://us.estore.johnlobb.com/city-ii-34.html
You know who could pull those off?
Michael Alig, with assless chap-cutoffs and a polka-dot bowler hat.
Apropos of your reference
http://worldofwonder.net/2010/10/18/Shameless_self_promotion/
working in the same office with that man made every day Christmassy… sigh.
I know a creeper who would like a word.
Dude, is there leather in those things?
(This comment was pretty much specifically designed for you, dude. But you knew that.)
I can't decide if you hate him or if you are him, which may be the same thing.
Plus, he was wearing a denim jacket over a sweater under a peacoat yesterday. Is that a DC thing?
Everybody's got a lover inside them.
The espadrille layer hurts me in the deepest part of my soul.
I KNOW. Think of all the unborn Nantucket rope bracelets!
@C_Webb: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Office-Golf-Bowl. If that's canvas braid I see on the platform, perhaps a little sailing, followed by some light eco-conscious construction.
I see an overcrowded clown car.
But you'll never have to change your shoes! How efficient! Also, ¡Viva Mexico!
What are you talking about? Those would look great with a vinyl jumper, some spiky wrist cuffs and no socks.
Oh, FYI, the chick next to me at jury duty was wearing skank boots; I've been meaning to mention it, and this feels like an appropriate-enough place.
The only appropriate response to Ms. Skank Boot it to audibly mutter as she walks by: "Oh, I guess Tuesday morning is the new Saturday night."
@garge: were you at jury duty yesterday? My husband fulfilled his civic obligation in Woburn.
Prada Creeper: Voltron of footwear.
Voltron sneakers: The Wu-Tang clan of something something.
I see a use for them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
I'm a Lawyer!
On a boat!
Are these the kind that also tone your rump?
Yes, if only because they look to weigh about 15 pounds apiece.
Derivative!
http://www.dmusastore.com/p-3028-mie-3989-wingtip.aspx
And
http://www.fluevog.com/code/?w0=gender%3Amen&w1=attribute%3AShoe&pp=2&view=detail&p=41&colourID=36
@cherri: aren't those dike shoes in the second link?
They are! They are also on my feet at this very moment.
And Fluevogs are nothing, nothing, NOTHING like the crimes against humanity featured in the article.
….. okay maybe these are: http://www.fluevog.com/code/?w=attribute%3AUnisex&p=15&pp=1&view=detail&colourID=2546
If I saw them on the sale rack at T. J. Maxx, I'd buy them.
SKA IS DEAD PPL.
IT WAS STOMPED TO DEATH WITH THESE SHOES.
looks like Fluevogs
That's the correct assessment.
Looks like Fluevogs, Sketchers, and Espadrilles had an orgy and nobody knows who's the father of this shoe.
Pretty sure the orgy took place at a local Chili's.
"It's too much on you. And now? And now? BUT AND IF AND? Here."
is this the poetry section, or what?
You know they design these things just to fuck with people.
FUCK. How has no one gotten to this yet? STEVE ALBINI WAS RIGHT.
LIVENING UP JUMPSUITS SINCE 19__.
Wait, these are named after creepers, the shoes? From the color scheme, I naturally assumed they were named after this Creeper.
Or this one
http://purplemedicalblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/hoxton-creeper-was-no-creep-and.html
At first they called it a sneaker blog, but I said nothing because I was all caught up in the candy store post…
Sensible Brogues across the world defend their humble heritage in Scottish bogs.