Monday, October 4th, 2010
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He'll be a super-famous celebrity spawn but your ogling eyes should know that Patrick Schwarzenegger doesn't turn 18 until September, 2011.

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LolCait (#460)

YUH-HUH.

[distant gunshot]

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

Oh crap, they took the Kennedy looks and gave it muscles. That kid is going to rule us all someday.

He came from the future to kill us all.

MikeBarthel (#1,884)

At least we'll all be really attractive in the future. And think of the money we'll save on shirts!

zidaane (#373)

Has he been checked for the murder/rape gene yet?

Brian (#115)

I don't feel as porny about him as I do the Efrons. So um, there.

http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2010/06/14/zac-efron-beach-with-bro-dylan/

Kevin Patterson (#5,933)

He's legal in Massachusetts!

HiredGoons (#603)

The Hitler Youth was just a vast model-breeding conspiracy by the Thule Society.

Mike (#7,411)

Hahaha: Something about Nazis!

Vulpes (#946)

Looks better than his father did, actually. I love muscles as much as the next gay male, but sometimes it's best to know when to say "No, that's enough reps/steroids for the day."

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