Tuesday, October 12th, 2010
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Meet The Other Bigfoots

You know him"The Canadian Sasquatch is essentially the same creature as the American Bigfoot, though it is claimed to be primarily nocturnal and a fast runner. Some say it steals food and abducts women – and men: A logger named Albert Ostman claimed that in 1924 while camping in British Columbia he was kidnapped by a Bigfoot family and held for nearly a week. Ostman suspected that he had been captured as a potential breeding mate for the young female Sasquatch of the family, but before he could do the dirty deed he escaped when the male elder choked on Ostman's snuff tobacco. Needless to say, Ostman offered no evidence of his experience."
-Someone tell Alice Munro that Canadian fiction does not have to be boring! Anyway, here's a survey of Bigfoots around the world.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Bigfeet, dude. Come on.

BadUncle (#153)

You know what they say…

Art Yucko (#1,321)

-cough- not related to B.F.

Moff (#28)

GOATMAN FTW

Art Yucko (#1,321)

did you need a login?

DMcK (#5,027)

No mention of the skunk ape = proof of elitist northeastern liberal media bias.

brent_cox (#40)

Skunk ape needs bigger feet.

lawyergay (#220)

There's just no way that didn't happen.

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