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Justin Beiber: The New Notorious B.I.G.
Have you heard Justin Beiber rap? He does, under the name "Shawty Mane," over the beat from Harlem MC Vado's recent hit "Speaking In Tongues." Vado, it turns out, highly approves! "He killed it," the Harlem rapper told the Daily News. "He sounded like B.I.G."
For comparison's sake, here's what B.I.G. sounds like:
And here's Vado's original track, featuring his mentor Cam'ron:








Anybody else feel like they just watched a minstrel show?
He was talking about how he killed it more than he was actually rapping. But his hair looked great! Amirite?
The nerd glasses confirm that his lesbian icon status is still intact.
He's white?!?
The amazing thing is he has a better flow than most actually rappers. Do your thing Beib.
The amazing thing is the Justin Bieber just posted on the Awl!
Hey Biebs, will you come and sing to me on my birthday?
So "Freestyle" doesn't actually mean anything anymore, huh.