You know what, YES, thank you for asking, I would very much like to buy your $62,000 Hermes-Yamaha motorcycle! That motorcycle 110% makes me not give a fuck about starving children and unemployment and ever-increasing financial inequity and bullshit like books! I would buy the shit out of that and then the newspapers could all die and then I would go buy one more for my exceedingly limber masked accomplice and then we would go out and get some In-n-Out Burgers and adopt every unadoptable FIV kitten in the no-kill shelter system and stuff them all in our sidecars and get on our Hermes bikes and be all VROOM VROOM, riding down the back streets, oh yeah: THE WOLF IS HUNGRY, HE RUNS THE SHOW! Then we'd end up in some parking lot in Berlin where we'd have some truly risque outercourse with other really rich people on top of our motorcycles, like it was some Czech porno time travel exploitation film but we were really living it! You know, like in Xanadu. That's what devotion to a lifestyle brand is all about. You poseurs.
Friday, October 29, 2010
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Hermes-Harley or GTFH.
I think Harley is already working with Goyard.
I hope they give a complimentary one to The-Dream.
XO
I would be riding about 3 to 5 miles behind you in a "Mad Max"-esque retrofitted Volvo station wagon with a be-codpieced Tom Chase riding shotgun and a mini-gun poking out of the moonfoof. We'd rendezvous in that Berlin parking lot and then cast our mail-in ballots for the Green Party.
Stop it, you're making me liberal.
You basically just reiterated that mind-bogglingly fuckwaddish Frederick Seidel motorcycle memoir, only with considerably more economy of language and slightly better drugs.
Can you do more like this? It warms my pitchforky heart.
I would like one which explodes on impact, when a Texting-SUV-driver runs into you.
Finally teach them a lesson..
(after I learned how to slide out from under it)
CRYPT OF RAYS!
I will do the living hell out of all that shit with you as long as it's okay if I'm dressed not as a masked accomplice but as Sexy Robert E. Lee because that's what I'm going to be wearing the living hell out of all weekend.
IT'S LIKE THE ROBB REPORT... FOR HESHERS
I hope it comes with dual katanas to strap across your back.
NERD. MOST LEAST POPULAR. WEDGIED.
Ok, you can sit in my box.
THANK GOD I NEED TO EXPERIENCE THE PURPLE ONE WITH YOU. MY CAT IS PURRING AND SCRATCHES MY SKIN.
I just shoved my fist in my mouth to stop the screaming.
It did not work.
Fuck Yeah Transportation
That burger better be Animal Style, just sayin'.
That was beautiful. Like On the Rodeo Drive.
Two words: LIGHTSABER JOUSTING (although I'd settle for chainguns).
http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2009/07/batman-motorcycle-suit-the-suit-bikers-deserve-not-the-suit-they-need/